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Final Carson Quotes for 2012

This will be my last use this year of jokes from the Johnny Carson joke-a-day calender.

On February 8, 1977, Johnny was doing some riffs on the silver anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II.

"As a matter of fact, I wired the Queen of England a congratulatory wire and said I thought it was very nice of her, showing up every day for twenty-five years without using a guest Queen."

On November 12, 1980, he said: "It is so dry out there today, I saw a robin rubbing Vasoline Intensive Care on his chapped worm."

Okay, that doesn't make a lot of sense. But I'm sure it was preceded by Ed McMahon asking him dramatically "how dry IS it?"

Finally ...

On March 15, 1990, Johny said: "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together wothout arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."

(And happy birthday to my kid brother Mark, a youthful 53 on Nov. 10, 2012).

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