By most accounts, Elizabeth Holmes' trial for the scam she called "Theranos" is now about half over.
The trial has not gone entirely smoothly. The number of alternative jurors is getting low, in part because one of the alternates seemed more interested in Soduko than in the testimony.
This is ironic in the sense of combining "who would have thought" with "it figgers."
Soduko is a crossword puzzle for 'numbers people.' If that juror is a numbers person, Theranos seems likely to have been the near-perfect trial for them! Yet they missed it. Playing a game with numbers rather than grappling with those the real world provides.
Here's a number: $100 million. That's how much Lisa Peterson put into Theranos on behalf of the DeVos family. Lisa Peterson is an investment manager for the DeVos' family office. Think of Tom Hagen, who in The Godfather runs a law practice entirely for the Corleone Family. Peterson is the IM equivalent.
Betsy DeVos was not yet a cabinet member when the family made this investment. But she was well known in Republican circles, in the Michigan Republican Party especially (she was its chair in the late 1990s), and she had married well. She had married the son of the founder of Amway, the paradigmatic multi-level marketing company.
So, people who got rich through what is in effect a giant pyramid scheme later lost some of that money to a different kind of fraud, a sort of bait-and-switch scheme?
You can miss a lot of fun sticking your head in those Soduko books.
By the way, the above photo has become ubiquitous in discussions of this case. You might be asking yourself, as I was the first few times I saw it: what is the gesture Holmes is making? Is that an
okay" sign?
No: Holmes is holding a "nanotainer." These were the very small containers that, Theranos claimed, could hold all the blood necessary for their machine to perform a wide range of tests.
Bit of trivia: there was briefly a trademark registration dispute between Theranos and a medical supply firm called Becton Dickinson, which makes the microtainer. The parties settled before the shit really hit the fan for the marketers of the nanotainer.
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