Nothing like wretched excess

The rich and powerful do like to get together for their Big Events, don't they? And demonstrate their command of wretched excess in the process. The rest of us do our part by gawking -- hence the interest of the world in Jeff Bezos' wedding to Lauren Sanchez in Venice.

Business Insider, always on the lookout for the fresh angle, reports that there is a prenup.

Whew. Glad to hear it. Bezos married his first wife, MacKenzie Scott, without a prenup and ended up having to give her $38 billion in Amazon shares in the divorce settlement.

Don't know what the terms of the Bezos-Sanchez prenup are.

Sanchez is a successful television reporter who has something of a side gig of playing television reporters in fictional contexts. She did this, for example, in Gotham Tonight, a three-episode web series that served as a prequel to a Batman movie. She was also an unnamed entertainment anchor in an episode of Dirt in 2008.

I also refuse even to do a google search on the matter of the divorce settlement between Sanchez and her ex., Patrick Whitesell, a founding partner of a Hollywood talent agency.

But the funniest take on the wretched excess of the Venice wedding has come from The Onion. Which gives us a "by the numbers" column. I'll give some samples from it.

120:
Gladiatorial combatants fighting to death in reception pit.

2,500 ml:

Amount of lip filler present

AFU826:

Serial number of warehouse container holding Sanchez’s ex-husband.

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I have now done my modest part.

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