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Classic Dilbert



As I've done once or twice before, so again today, I'll simply quote a classic DILBERT comic.

The familiar crowd sits around a conference table in the first frame. There's the pointy-haired boss in the 12-o-clock position. working around the clock face, there's his secretary, Wally the crafty deadbeat, Asok the intern, non-descript Ted, Alice, and Dilbert. This surely isn't meant to be the whole department, BTW, or they'd have to include Tina the brittle-egoed Technical Writer. [I made her omission right by including her above.]

At any rate, in this first panel, the boss says, "We need to communicate less with other departments."

Second panel: our PoV has zoomed in on just Dilbert and boss. Boss is saying, "The more they know about us, the more they criticize what we do."

Third paragraph, still the same tight frame, has Dilbert's response on the right and the bosses rejoinder on the left. Respectively:

"Is this part of your larger war on knowledge?"

"That was the last thing I'll ever tell you."

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Okay, I take it that's a "yes."
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