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The Two Zenos

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So, it turns out the two famous Greek philosophers names Zeno were roomies.

They lived in a high-rise apartment in downtown Athens.

They didn't always get along, although I would not go so far as to say that they were an odd couple.

Here's a bit of dialog from a possible television sitcom:

"Zeno, did you drink all of the orange juice from this jug?"

"No."

"Oh, come one. Who else could have done it?"

"The question you ought to be asking yourself is how could ANYONE have done it After all, first one would have to drink the first half of it. And to do that, one would have to drink the first quarter of it. And to do that ... you get the idea? infinite repetition suggests the process could never get started."

"I don't want to discuss paradoxes now, Zeno. I want you to admit you took the orange juice. I'm not going to be angry. I'm a stoic, after all."

"I think I'll buy some from Parmenides the grocer downstairs...."

"Aren't you overextended on store credit with Parmenides."

"I only owe him All."

Other Zeno mutters to himself, "that which I cannot control...."
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