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Predicting the Outcome of a Primary Election

 


No reasoning here. Just prediction, as the headline says. I'm looking into a crystal ball. 

Let's see if I get this one right. It won't take long. The Republicans hold their primary in the U.S. Senate race on May 3. That's only two weeks away now. 

The Dems hold one on May 3 too. But that campaign is a more decorous affair and the vote counting will probably be boring too.  Let's look to the Republicans. 

My prediction is in an envelope. It has been inside a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnell's porch since noon today. Am I the only one left who remembers the talents of Carnac the Magnificent?

Anyway, the prediction?  The Hillbilly elegy guy wins the primary. J.D. Vance. You heard it here.

Sim sala bim. 


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  1. Paul D. Van PeltApril 19, 2022 at 7:18 AM

    Yes. This one requires a Ouija board, at best. Funny you should picture a candidate in my midwestern state. This man has flopped around like a beached bass. Now, his backer ads claim he has been endorsed by the great pumpkin. It is all mysterious. And unsettled...

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  2. ChristopherMay 5, 2022 at 10:27 PM

    I was right. [Pats self on back.] Now a back-up prediction: Vance loses the general election. This and other instances will show the Republicans the cost of taking orders from the Maralago guy.

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