Tell me if you've heard this one. Heck, you may have read it here before but I'm not going to bother looking. There is no blogger's code principle against repetition. Anyway: guy walks into a bar in Dublin. He asks for three shots of whiskey and downs them all quickly. Bartender: "Whoa. Slow down buddy. Are you driving home?" Customer: That'll be all for me. This is a little family ritual. Me brother is in Belfast. Me other brother is in Boston. I'm here in Dublin. This is how we imagine we're having drinks together. Bartender: "What a fine ritual it is." Customer walks out. He comes in and downs three shots every day at the same time of day for a year or more. Then one day ... Customer: "I'd like two shots of whiskey." Bartender supplies them. Customer downs them and settles his bill. Bartender says, "Excuse me for prying, but I'm familiar with your ritual. Did one of your brothers pass away?" Customer:...