Trump's former VP, Mike Pence, has a two book contract for $4 million with Simon & Schuster.
Maggie Haberman says that Pence's book deal is "grating on" Trump.
Well, yes, but Pence has so many distinctions going for him.:
1) First Republican Vice President of the 21st century not to have shot anybody in the face during his tenure;
2) Apparently refused to participate in a coup d'etat to preserve the life of Trump's administration;
3) Thereafter fled Capitol Hill with secret service protection while a crowd chanted for his death; and
4) His head was a comfy home for a fly during a televised debate.
If you can't make a book out of all that, what would it take???
5) Only VP to say “that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side, either.”
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