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Meanwhile, Though, former VP Pence Has a Deal

 


Trump's former VP, Mike Pence, has a two book contract for $4 million with Simon & Schuster. 

Maggie Haberman says that Pence's book deal is "grating on" Trump.  

Well, yes, but Pence has so many distinctions going for him.:


1) First Republican Vice President of the 21st century not to have shot anybody in the face during his tenure;

2) Apparently refused to participate in a coup d'etat to preserve the life of Trump's administration; 

3) Thereafter fled Capitol Hill with secret service protection while a crowd chanted for his death; and

4) His head was a comfy home for a fly during a televised debate.

If you can't make a book out of all that, what would it take??? 

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  1. HenryJuly 1, 2021 at 6:27 AM

    5) Only VP to say “that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side, either.”

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    1. ChristopherJuly 1, 2021 at 8:41 AM

      We've got a whole table of contents blocked out.

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