You have to get up at 7 AM. You wake up in darkness and turn to face your clock. It says "2:35".
There are, in my experience, two possible reactions. The negative one: "DAMN! Why am I awake now???" The positive one, "Oooh, good. I don't have to get up for more than four hours." Then roll over and close eyes.
In principle, I think, there ought to be a mixed reaction. Something like a groggy good-news/bad-news joke that would incorporate both of those.
I never HAVE the mixed reaction. I either luxuriate for a happy moment in how much time I have left or curse the negligence of the god Morpheus for my wakefulness.
Is the third possible reaction anything but a theoretical possibility?
Hmmmm.
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