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"Fifty Ways to Use your Lever" -- the classical Archimedes hit



"The crowbar is all inside your head" she said to me,
"And we can demonstrate it mathematically,
"I'd like to help you here in Alexanderee,
There must be fifty ways to use your lever."

She said, "It's really not 'Eureka' I exude,
Furthermore if one should break it's not me who will be sued
You built a Death Ray pal so you'll live if I am crude,
There must be fifty ways to use your lever."

You just find a firm place, Ace
Fulcrum's the plan, Stan
Don't fear the big weight, Fate
Just make the Earth move.

Hop on the horse, course
You don't need dialectic
Chariot'll do, Lou
Just make the Earth move.... 



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