I had a rather strange experience involving a grocery list recently.
When I got to the store, I was in my usual methodical way working through the list, when I noticed a word I couldn't read on the list, though it was sitting there, plainly in my own handwriting.
I puzzled over it for at least five minutes, which is rather long if one is standing in a store aisle and other shoppers are impatiently moving around you with their carts.
The word was "slutty."
My S.O. and I have joked about the fact that olive oil is marketed as either Virgin or Extra Virgin. We are each incapable of picking up any taste distinction in products cooked with olive oil that might correspond to the degree of virginity.
So ... I figured my list out and bought the olive oil. End of story. It was strange that I had to puzzle it out, though. It is as if I had repressed a (rather mundane but sexual) effort at humor. Or I'm just getting forgetful in my old age.
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