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Not Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston's ballad, "The Greatest Love of All" has never received the parody it deserves.  I am not up to the job, but this first verse might suggest the parody-able to a greater artist than myself.  I believe cliches belong together -- String them up and let them lead the way Don’t force sense upon them like a ball and chaaaaain. Let your ears feel bromides to make it easier Empty words will lap up all our sense inside Everybody’s searching for their devo People need cha-os to revert to I never sunk quite so low as a raw cliche -- cannot depend on "darns" When I must hit the broad siiiide of barns.

Conspiracy Theory

The Illuminati are trying to get us to accept so-called measles vaccinations so the chemtrails will make us subservient to the lizard alien overlords in Area 51, or maybe Studio 54 [They're connected by a wormhole]. Of course the establishment doesn't want you to know this. Pass it on. For youngsters who don't get the Studio 54 reference, here's a link: http://www.legends1027.com/December-11-2014-Studio-54-TBT-/14567509?pid=444659 . Yes, my conspiracy theory involves time travel. That's why one periodically hears that 70s fashions are back, after all. It is always evidence of the 51/54 link.