So ... here's a thought. Three classic Greeks walk into a bar. The bartender, Heraclitus, recognizes Thales and of course pours him a glass of water, because water is everything. Then he recognizes Zeno and said: "Aha! so motion must be logically possible even if your path into this bar was infinitely divisible." But he doesn't recognize the third fellow and he says to Zeno "Who's your friend?" "Euripides." "I didn't rippa those tunics, you guys must have ripped them yourselves!"