This is a great scandal for generating bad jokes. Here are three: 1. What about that FBI, eh? They can't find conspiracy to rig an election (with the help of a foreign power) by a man who openly boasts about it in front of microphones: but they can sure as heck catch an actress trying to get her dumbest kid into college! 2. For half a million dollars the kid gets into USC? That's a rip-off. For that kind of money she shoulda gotten into Hogwarts! 3. Some of these kids who've gotten into college with the help of a crooked water polo coach are going to have to be told that they don't bring their horse to the games. Wooka wooka wooka.
