An alien recently landed his UFO in Vatican City. Pope Leo went out to meet him personally. Leo, "I just want to know one thing. Does your world know Jesus Christ as Savior?" Alien, "Oh, yes. He visits us about once every seven years. We throw a big party when he arrives, then he preaches and heals amongst us. When Jesus has decided it is time to leave, our leaders declare a national holiday and there is a big send-off parade. We tell him we look forward to the next visit" Leo, "Really? He only visited this planet once, more than two thousand years ago." Alien, "Hmmm. Did you give him a nice send-off?"
I haven't seen either of the recent WICKED pics. I don't plan to see them. Years ago I had some interest in the OZ fantasy world. Back when it meant the Frank Baum books on the one hand and the 1939 movie on the other. The Baum books were written as an allegorical take on the monetary debates of Baum's day. The word "Oz" itself suggests ounces, the standard measurement for gold. The notion of a "yellow brick road" suggests gold bricks, and perhaps that an insistence on a gold standard was leading the farmers of the US, the Kansans, toward danger. And so forth. Of course the Garland movie didn't do much with the allegory -- It could have, since the '39 movie came out between FDR's abandonment of the gold standard (1933) and his partial reinvention of it by way of Bretton Woods (1944) -- but it didn't. Personally, I have never asked myself prequel-producing questions like "how did the monkeys learn to fly" or "why does ...