Our chronicler of classical philosophers, Diogenes Laertius, a source at once indispensable and unreliable, deserves one more blog post from us. This is so that we can settle the account between Laertius and Zeno of Elea. I earlier quoted a passage from the Book Six in which there is an account of Diogenes of Sinope and juxtaposition of two observations his biographer namesake attributes to him. "A man once proved to him syllogistically that he has horns, so he put his hand to his forehead and said, 'I do not see them.' And in a similar manner he replied to one who had been asserting that there was no such thing as motion, by getting up and walking away." As we've discussed, the sophism of the "horns" arose in the context of Stoicism, and its preference for the hypothetical syllogism rather than the categorical syllogism beloved by Aristotle. The denial of motion is famously due to one Zeno of Elea, although it takes Laertius a looong time to get aro...