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Artificial Intelligence: A Turing Test?

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Somebody very clever fed 1,000 hours of Trump rallies into a computer and had it algorithmically generate an artificial Trump rally.

This is part of the result.

PRESIDENT: Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk! China steals our milk! We only had one glass of milk left: Obama drank it. Not fair.

Crowd boos. They wanted that milk. 

PRESIDENT:  But like President Ronald Rogaine: I will bring back the milk!

Crowd roars. They still want that milk.

PRESIDENT: A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up.

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