Overheard in a crowd

 One of the many bad things about living through a pandemic is that one doesn't get to overhear great lines in a random crowd anymore. There aren't any random crowds where lots of unrelated conversations might be going on. 

So, I can't blame this on that. It is a thought that occurred to me, I'd like to live long enough to overhear this in a crowd.

"Lazy? I'm the opposite of lazy. I'm hypo-allergenic."