An unreported alien landing

An alien recently landed his UFO in Vatican City. Pope Leo went out to meet him personally.

Leo, "I just want to know one thing. Does your world know Jesus Christ as Savior?"

Alien, "Oh, yes. He visits us about once every seven years. We throw a big party when he arrives, then he preaches and heals amongst us. When Jesus has decided it is time to leave, our leaders declare a national holiday and there is a big send-off parade. We tell him we look forward to the next visit"

Leo, "Really? He only visited this planet once, more than two thousand years ago."

Alien, "Hmmm. Did you give him a nice send-off?"

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