Something I will never write (so you didn't read it here)

An alien comes to Earth and acquires a human friend. Think Mork and Mindy. But not really. If you're old enough, think of Bill Bixby and Ray Walston and their characters in My Favorite Martian.

Anyway, in the story that I will never write the following conversation will inevitably occur.

"We have tried to study your planet from ours, and some matters puzzle us."

Much about us puzzles us, too.

"Well ... we've noticed a repeated refrain in a lot of contexts. Something like this -- 'After five days come the small warriors.' What does that mean?"

Hmmm. I've never heard that ... ooooh. Do you mean, 'after five days come the week nights'?

Alien hits his green forehead with a palm.

"Week nights????? Not "wee knights"????

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